WHEN IT RAINS IN GLASTO AND YOU’RE ON TOUR…. THERES NOTHING TO
DO BUT GET BAKED AND DRINK BEER….. AND THEN WATCH QUESTIONS
SPIT BEER IN BIRD FACE…. AND THEN TELL HER “I’LL LIKE YOU OUT FOR 2
HOURS THERE’S NOTHING IN IT FOR ME”
Keep your eyes peeled for these dorks ruining a perfectly good session at a skatepark near you soon!
We’ve got ad’s in the last 2 Front Mag’s…. Sam took the Gauntlet to have his face
along side a load of hot birds with their knockers out!!!
THE 1ST OFFICIAL SHOP SALE GOES TO MISCHIEF SKATE SHOP….
BOYLER HAS SOLD HIS SOUL TO US!!! DENY HIM AND WELCOME US!!
The Iron Duke docked yesterday and unloaded it Unholy Nuclear cargo of Cranial Smashing God Killing Shred Sled’s!!!
Wes ( the Unholy Master of Necromancy, Shred Conjuration and Alcoholic Apple Desecration) at Rock Solid has these at Rock Solid HQ and will be sending them out to shops this week, ready for the weekend. If your local Skate shop hasn’t ordered them yet, tell them to get there arse in gear and call Wes so he can get them over, by Panzer, the shop for the week. Me and the Pirate went to Bristol to get ours yesterday….
Check if your local shop has them here on the Witchcraft site.